sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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