I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
