seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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