He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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