I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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