Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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