the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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