this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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