I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
