so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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