I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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