It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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