did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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