He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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