Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
there is puke in my bra ... again
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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