He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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Too much gin, very little bucket
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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