we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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