hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize