I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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