with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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