I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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