why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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