therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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