Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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