Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I think i got beer on your cat.
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