New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I woke up under a house in Key West
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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