I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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