they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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