its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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