STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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