I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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