yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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