Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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