suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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