I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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