i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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