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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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