my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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