brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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