Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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