How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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