You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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