There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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