winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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