p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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