i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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