You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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