toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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