Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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