i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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