My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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