I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
