normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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