it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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