Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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