i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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