I hate your face
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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