What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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